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Getting discharged.. The Electrostatic way ;-)
Friday, November 30, 2007
Over the last few days – I’ve been sensing an electric ghost in my suite. It never shows up, but uses its shock-&-awe tactics to surprise me at regular & unprecedented situations. Whether I touch the door knob, the washroom tap or the refrigerator door, it shocks me every single time. The situation had become so spooky that I finally had to search for ways to get rid of it.

This situation is nothing but Electrostatic discharges in the form of shocks. Here are a few facts about the same (Actually there were many but I just managed to pull in the ones which are applicable to me/people like me):

Cold & dry climate, Furniture coverings, Man-made floor and shoe sole materials are main factors in most cases of shocks.

And as with most cases – The causes themselves gives us an indication of the solutions. So for people who experience electric shocks more often than others, here’re a few pointers to reduce the same:

  • Try to increase the temperature & humidity of your place.
  • Wear cotton clothes
  • Change the furniture covers from synthetic/nylon to some cotton variant.
  • Check your floor. Change it if you can [Wooden & carpeted floors are more susceptible]
  • Opt for shoes with leather soles. Better still – Walk without shoes or socks.


I’m still wondering that the electrostatics chapter in the high school Physics class taught us so many complex formulas (of which we remember none). What if our education had been more practical!?

posted by Nihar Ashish @ 12:50 PM   0 comments
The Hollywood Touch.. & Go
Friday, November 23, 2007
The title of this post is delusory (like most of my other titles). Not that I’m confused; it’s just that I’m bad when it comes to making the choices. So the bear with me-This has nothing to do with flirting with danger.

It was a lazy Sunday afternoon. And just like all lazy Sunday afternoons – Nothing was going right! The Sunday was ageing fast; I wasn’t feeling like moving a muscle & yet was cribbing about another wasted Sunday. Just then the communicator on the Laptop buzzed. I was expecting a Yahoo! But this turned out to be the Office Communicator. Ab kya phat gaya! Was the obvious (& usual) first-thought.

However- It turned out to be my Director. She was like – "Sorry to disturb you, I need to talk to you on something urgent" By this time, my mind had already thought of what things could possibly have gone wrong for me to deserve a direct (& unscheduled) confrontation with my Director. So while I had started cogitating the ‘saving-my-ass’ speech, I was informed that I’m required to travel to the US for a quick Client Session. The topic of interest was the place – She’d just mentioned Hollywood! (Probably just for the affect - Managers always know how to bait the juniors)

So – Overnight preparations happened (anyyyyything for Hollywood), the presentations were made & the bag was packed. 3 of us were supposed to go. My Sr. Manager – An uber-kewl Jamaican guy, myself – the quintessential ‘brown’ nerd & a bubbly peer (who could’ve opted for modeling but chose to ruin her life in software). The lady was supposed to pick me up from my place for the early morning flight – And boy! Did she do a good job at it? I literally woke up by her call (2 hrs. ahead of the flight time & early in the morning) She was ready to reach my place in 10 mins. And me, like most other good guys, was too much of a nerd to admit I was hardly ready. Anyways – I got ready in 15 mins. & that included a forced nature’s call, proper shampoo bath, two coats of shave, last minute packing & dressing up (Deos, chapstick n all). After all I was going to have great company. So I finally got off & headed to the airport in hugger-mugger. Things were smooth after then – The only itch was that after reaching the airport, when I searched for the camera to capture a moment – I realized that I left it behind! I was completely shattered assuming the opportunities that I would miss. Being in Hollywood & without having captured a moment – That sounds like a curse! [Coming to think of it as a reconsideration – Little did I knew at this time that I would not get a chance to visit any locales – That should’ve reduced some disappointment]

We went straight to the client office from the airport. And the next two days passed by in a flash. It was only Hotel to Client office & back, naturally enough, the sight seeing was limited to the roads & the sidewalks. The hotel suite was good (It was Sheraton after all).The only other place to boast of, was the Universal Studios complex where we dined once. It was lively, well-lit & crowded with all kinda tourists – from kids to grampas & from couples to officials (like us). We’d decided to try some good Mexican food, and minutes later – It was ascertained as SHIT.

Well, that’s almost all of it. All that I know about Los Angeles/California/Hollywood/Universal City is that:
  • It’s hotter than most other places in the US/Canada (and the HOTness is not just in terms of just the temperatures. You’ll need to see the babes to gauge the heat ;-))

  • The traffic is no less chaotic than India (Bangalore?)

  • When you’re passing through the roads, you get a feeling of déjà-vu. (You must’ve seen these places in some Hollywood movie or the other)

  • The HOLLYWOOD sign on the hills is more glamorous live than what we see in images. (Sadly – I got a glimpse of it only when the flight was ascending on our way back).

Throughout my stay, I was wondering how I would get to see the HOLLYWOOD written across the hill. And ironical as it may sound – I got the view from my flight while returning. There it was, all across the hill, almost teasing me.

Well – God responds at times. You just need to pray long enough. Thanks god for answering my prayers & being so kind to me!

posted by Nihar Ashish @ 1:26 PM   0 comments
The last few 'Royal' trips...
Saturday, November 10, 2007
The last four lines substantiate the crux of my Diwali this year. Though it wasn’t too bad after all – But frankly speaking, there wasn’t anything great about it either. Now before I can jump on the Diwali story, I need to justify my sabbatical from the blogging space. I always had the passion to write, but perhaps the other passion (or the urge!) to work is always slightly higher which kept me to my daily official tasks & away from the notepad. In the meanwhile, there were many incidences which I’d liked to pen down. But having gone past them I don’t think I’ll ever do that again. So thought of at least listing them here, so that they’re captured in text apart from my memories:

  • The Royal Official Visa trip: Just a day of regality wherein I flew King-kisser airlines, leched on the cute Punjabi stewardess, got a dedicated chauffer driven Optra to start with (which was later replaced by an Accent), drove down the length of the city, did some shopping, visited a friend & dined in a dhaba. Everything was just royal & perfect on that day. [And yes – I got my Visa too]

  • Toronto Reloaded: In the space of just about a year, we were flying again to Toronto – Our international abode. The journey this time was far less eventful (but none less exciting) that the first time. But once we touched down the city, it caught our excitement (yet again!) The apartments were better than the last ones & the office had shifted too. We are all set for the second innings.

  • The Royal-er Official trip: If royal was the term given to the one-day Visa trip to Chennai, then this one should be termed no less than ‘Imperial’ or ‘Majestic’. For the 2 day offsite trip to a resort in North-Toronto was something you only get to watch in movies or dream about in fantasy. First of all, it came in at the last minute & at a surprise. I was told in the weekend that I need to reach this resort on Monday morning for a 2-day internal session. I was wondering what kinda session are we gonna do in a ‘resort’. All the queries were pleasantly answered after we reached there after a 90 minutes drive on Monday morning in my Manager’s plush car. It was a calm & serene place. The tranquility was disturbed only by the gentle breeze. There was a vast stretch of individual cottages lined up & half of them overlooking a beautiful lake. There was also a large landscaped golf course outdoors. In the indoors – you had all that you can ask for in a multi starred location. The suite was princely too. For among the obvious furniture, it included a Jacuzzi, an arrangement for house-fire, and a big balcony overlooking the woods & the beautiful lake. Apart from the sessions that we anyways had to attend, we had a great dinner & we also had an outdoor activity. And the activity was – A bumpy ride around the woods & the rocks on a Hummer.. (Yes you read it right – A Hummer it was!). And it was the ride of our lives. We went through timberland & bouldered terrains & enjoyed the various acrobatics of the Hummer. The two days passed in this location like a flash but the memories are bound to remain forever.

Well, that were the back-logs of the old months as they passed by. Hope to be more regular (at least for the next month or so)

posted by Nihar Ashish @ 6:57 PM   0 comments
Diwali - 2007 (In 2 lines)
लाख तारे, आसमां में.


एक मगर ढूंढें ना मिला...


देख के दुनिया की दीवाली,


दिल मेरा चुप-चाप जला !!!
posted by Nihar Ashish @ 7:38 AM   1 comments
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